(Male!HomestuckXMaid!Reader) Maid and Masters

                Maid!Reader x Homestuck Boys (Including Gender bent trolls/humans girls {Meaning they’re guys now})

You were _____ _____, and you work as a maid for this one house. It doesn’t matter if the owner of this house leaves, or if it’s a different owner. It’s just this house. Err, well, the house would be better described as a mansion, seeing that it had 16 master bedrooms, a servants chamber, and then seven bathrooms, not counting the one in the servants chamber.You, lived in that chamber. Now, a couple of months ago, you’re old master left you and this house behind. Now, only a week later, 32 boys were moving in, two per each room. Before they came, you were ordered to label each door with the last names. Apparently, they were all brothers? Or, no- it was the two that shared a room were brothers. Well, each two, to be exact. But right now, you’re rambling. And you have chores to do.

First, you need to acquire any dirty clothes from the new masters, plus get some orders from them. You decide that you probably should get dressed in working attire before you do anything, you silly klutz. You walk to your closet, opening the sliding doors to gaze at the maid dresses of all the same appearance. Black, white… It was a recurring theme.  You pick the one closest to your reaching hand and the tear it off the rack. You didn’t want to be late greeting them- Looking back on it, you suppose it would have been better to say that you haven’t met them yet, and today’s the day that they were coming. With expertize, you slip the maid outfit on- just in time, too. You see the multiple cars stretching in. There’s a bright red red gangly pickup truck, a burgundy van, a brown SUV, Yellow buggy, a in good shape olive suburban, a jade Cadillac, teal Lincoln-MKZ, two cerulean motorcycles( You couldn’t make out the riders, the servant quarters were on the top floor.) that were followed by a blue hummer. Next comes an awkward purple clown car, a violet Mercedes Benz, and finally, a fuchsia limo. 

That. Was weird. Quietly, you ascend down the stairs, listening to the loud yelling of one of your many masters. “WHY THE F** ARE WE EVEN HERE? THIS IS COMPLETELY STUPID!” You blinked, and look at the one whom had yelled. “Um… I hate to interrupt…” You squeak, causing them all to look at you.

Hot d**. These boys were fine.  “I’m… I am um, ____, and I’m your maid. “You blush, causing one of the two, probably the ones from the Mercedes Benz, to grin. “Wvell, nice to meet you.” The older one grinned. “Ampurra! Be nice to the lady!” One of them hissed. Oh wait, that was another set. From the olive suburban? Yeah, that was it. Quietly, you clear your throat. “I’ll show you to your rooms. I already have them labeled.”

“ThEn ThErE’s No MoThEr**cKiNg NeEd, SiS.” One from the purple clown car grinned. That got a nod from the other one, as you blink. “T-Then, um… Is there any commands for me?”

“83 MY 8I7HCH!” One from the yellow buggy laughed, getting a slap upside the head from another from that set. “2hut up Mituna.”

“WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR SOME MORE A**HOLES TO COME, SO WHY DON’T YOU JUST SHUT THE F** UP AND LET US WAIT.” One huffed, one whom had gotten out of the candy red truck. The other one, with a red sweater, sighed. “Karkat, did I n9t tell you h9w triggering this could be t9 s9me9ne? Please try to be nicer.” Suddenly, three more cars swooped into the driveway.

“GREAT. EGGBERT.” The shouty one huffed, as two buck toothed boys came in, rather happy in contrast to the angry red car guy.

“Nice to see you too, Karkat.” The buck toothed boy sweatdropped, as the other one sighed. “You forgot the Crocker.”

Soon enough, two more boys came in. “Hello Crocker!” One, a skull on his shirt smiled to the one that had called himself a Crocker. The Crocker one sighed heavily.

“English…” Suddenly, the Egbert one pulled the other boy- not the English one into a hug. “Alex!” Egbert laughed as the one called Alex hugged back. “So, is this a gurrope partay hear-here?” Another set came in, and the one that had a scarf is the one whom spoke that. “No, Rocky.” The other one sighed, fixing his blond hair.

Again. This is all the hot d**.  “Is this all the people you were waiting for?” You squeak, still blushing. “No, we’re waiting for the striders!” The Egbert one grinned, and the two clown like ones shuddered at the thought of… Them. Soon enough, two motorcycles parked, and entered another set of blonde boys. These two, although, had  sunglasses on. They had sunglasses on indoors. You’re pet peeve.

“Um, sirs, may I ask you to take off your sunglasses?”

“No, man. You’re ovaries would explode.” The one with rounded glasses responded, a slight smirk on his face.

Oh wow. “Uhm… You can all go to your rooms. I’ll start cleaning.” You whispered, and the boys took that as a note to go explore the house and get settled in. Now, you were a good maid and started to clean.

(Timeskip brought to you by Faygo!)

You sighed, resting against the couch. It was still a chore to clean this whole place. Now, you needed to take care of the personal rooms. Which room do you go in first?

Here are your options:

Egbert/Crocker
Strider
Lalonde
English/Harley

Piexes
Ampora
Makara
Zahhak
Serket
Pyrope
Maryam

Leijon
Captor
Nitram
Megido
Vantas

Choose wisely, young grasshopper!